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Lately I've been getting a lot of hilarious phone calls from little dick guys. The type of guys that are so pathetic they call women to laugh at their tiny cocks. I get a kick out of little dick losers. Yes, I call them losers because they want to be laughed that and ridiculed for having tiny cocks. I don't know what happened to their cocks. If it stopped growing before it fully developed or does it shrink as they get older? I recall an old wives tale that said for every 100 lies a man tells his wife, he loses some cock length or his hairline recedes. Either way, I've always been a size queen that loves to laugh at men with small dicks. It all started when I was about 18 years old. A guy wanted to show me his cock at a movie drive in. This was many years ago. LOL.

He was so eager to show me his cock in his dad's 78' Cadillac we rode in. I thought he had a big monster cock because he was so handsome, tall and he was very popular around the way. I got my hopes up high and thought I would see a big huge beautiful cock. NO! He unbuttoned his pants with so much confidence. He closed his eyes and told me to touch it. I reached over without looking and tried to rub his cock. I couldn't feel it, it was that small. I had to look over because my hands wouldn't guide me. His cock was about 4 inches and very thin. I looked at him, and said wow. He said "Is everything ok?" I was so upset, I wanted to get laid that night. I knew I would not have fun with this short midget dick. I wanted something big that I could feel. I had an attitude the rest of the evening. I told him I had to go home and meet someone. I lied, I was so disappointed that he had a tiny cock. I called my best friend the next day and we both laughed and joked about his tiny cock. My bff said "Well at least you didn't go back to his place or go to a hotel". I was glad I didn't. We both would have been upset because I refused o fuck him. He called me a few more times and I always declined his calls. After a year, the joke was out about him and his little cock. All the girls began to gossip about his little tiny cock.

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This is a start-stop technique that you can make go on for as long as you can stand it. Some are able to do this for hours going through waves and waves of orgasmic pleasure with no ejaculation so it can last for literally hours if you have the time.

Palming the Glans

Get a good hard erection with plenty of lube and stroke your penis in any way you wish, but stay away from the edge before ejaculation. Just get aroused and very hard — no more. When you’ve settled in, have control of your arousal and can stroke easily without coming close to the edge of ejaculation, concentrate on your muscles around your anus and the base of your penis and one-by-one relax them. Consciously let them go. Sometimes you have to squeeze them to identify them and then relax them. The important thing is to relax each and every muscle.

Now, lay back with your head on a pillow, slightly pull your knees up and spread your legs. Hold your erect penis shaft lightly with one hand and cup your other hand over the head of your penis, rotating your hand around so that the palm of your hand only contacts the head or glans of your penis. Don’t stroke any other part of your penis — only the glans with your palm.

You will feel a very intense sensation and the temptation will be to grab your penis and pump. Resist the temptation and relax those muscles. As long as you stroke this way, you are not likely to ejaculate. If anything, you might urinate without realizing it so keep some tissues or a towel handy. If you feel you’re coming really close to ejaculation, back off a bit on the stimulation and let the urge to ejaculate pass. Then continue.

The head or glans of your penis shrinks a bit when you stroke this way. After a couple minutes, the really intense sensation subsides and then it moves into other parts of your body. Keep going. Keep stroking and imagine the energy moving from your penis up into your stomach and into your shoulders and arms and head. Then down into your legs. Keep stroking. Relax those muscles. If you get close to ejaculation, slow or stop, get control and then start again. Only the head. Only the palm of your hand.

Your first time, you’ll probably only be able to do it for fifteen or twenty minutes. Later, you’ll be able to do it for an hour or even two. The orgasmic energy will move through your body and you’ll discover a sense of being you never knew was possible. You’ll feel light, healthy and free of stress.

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