Bizarre Fetishes -- the more you know and NO JUDGEMENT

10 Of The Most Bizarre Fetishes

From here: http://www.blokebuddy.com/2010/humour/10-of-the-most-bizarre-fetishes/

”I think most of us men are guilty of experimenting with some sort of fetish, indulging in a bit of roleplay? maybe being tied up and spanked? or perhaps partaking in a bit of necrophilia? (hopefully not) but if you dig deep enough the Internet can reveal some of the most bizarre and genuine fetishes that people actually enjoy. Here is a list of 10 fetishes that are weirder than your grandad wearing Reebok’s.

1. Symphorophilia Kicking off the list is the fetish called Symphorophilia which means that a person gets sexually aroused by natural disasters, so if your wondering why you felt the urge to reach for the Kleenex when the Haiti earthquake came on the news, This is why.

2. Klismaphilia This fetish means a person gets sexual gratification through receiving an enema, I fail to see the attraction myself but just be wary if your mate is overly enthusiastic about having one.

3. Hemotigolagnia A Hemotigolagniac is someone who gets turned on by ’sanitary pads’ Either used or not, watch out for the dude ramming allways ultra into a shopping trolley whilst dribbling.

4. Harpaxophilia A Harpaxophiliac gets heavily aroused at the thought of being burgled, this makes me wonder what is wrong with the human race, someone getting their rocks whilst having there Xbox nicked is ludicrous, and I can imagine quite unpleasant for the burglar too!

5. Nasolingus Picking my your nose and flicking it is a pretty fun past time for many men, but do this around someone with Nasolingus (someone who is aroused by bogeys) you could find yourself in an uncomfortable situation.

6. Parthenophagy This one is a bit dark, a person with this fetish gets turned on by the thought of eating (not eating out) young girls or virgins, so any virgins should get laid now in case you end up in a stew.

7. Tripsolagnia A person with this fetish gets sexual pleasure from having there hair shampooed, step away from the Timotei!

8. Avisodomy Someone who gets sexual gratification from having sex with birds, no wonder Bill Oddie is always smiling, dirty bastard.

9. Catheterophilia I have no idea why but a person with this fetish gets turned on by ‘catheters’ what they actually do with a catheter to get sexual pleasure from it is a mystery.

10. Nosolagnia This is weird, a person that has this fetish gets ‘happy’ knowing there partner has a terminal illness….what is wrong with people, a box of tissues and the underwear section of a Kay’s catalogue is just not enough for some people!

Got a fetish? an idea of a roleplay?

No judgement--

some basic definitions...

bdsm scene

BDSM is a variety of erotic practices involving dominance and submission, role-playing, restraint, and other interpersonal dynamics.

Mistress - a title for a female Dominant - "Mistress" is very commonly the title used for a professional Dominatrix, although not exclusively. Some lifestyle Dominant women might choose the title Mistress. There is, for some women, a negative connotation with this title - especially those of us who are a little older. In earlier times, in the vanilla world, "Mistress" was the name given to the illicit lover of a married man.

BDSM - Bondage & Discipline, Domination & Submission, Sadism & Masochism. A term which came into use in the 1990's, thanks to the internet.
SSC - Safe, Sane and Consensual
RACK - Risk Aware Consensual Kink
Subspace - a feeling of euphoria, similar to a morphine high, experienced by bottoms during an intense BDSM scene
Topspace - a feeling of being in "the zone" when in control of a BDSM scene - the Top may become oblivious to surroundings
Subdrop - an emotional state resulting from the disappearance of the exhilaration of Subspace - can be up to 3 days later
Topdrop - an emotional state resulting from the let down after an intense scene
Aftercare - the administration of nurturing care and emotional support to each other after a BDSM scene

Keep Calm and Masturbate!

Before Masturbation month comes to a close:

(THE CHALLENGE)

Here are 5 reasons to take matters into your own hands right now. (You’re welcome.)
It prevents cancer.

A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.
It makes you harder.

As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.
It helps you last longer.

Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?
It ups your immunity.

Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.
It boosts your mood.

Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s."

May is National Masturbation Month

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Want to go flying with me? I'll take you there...to subspace.

Subspace: Subspace happens in two different situations. There is the first scenario where a submissive physiologically is sent to subspace via impact play. Instead of safe wording, the submissive disconnects, the stress on the body too much and the hormones kick in. This means that the submissive steps out of his or her body and shuts out the experience as his or body fights the hurt with hormones and endorphins kicking in. The other scenario, the psychological is the good stuff. This is where you enter an altered state; one where you disconnect, only in a pleasant way. There is a strong draw to your Dominant. Not necessarily one of sexual arousal, though that may be a part. The first stage is tingly, floaty...warm... Often at this point the submissives start to goad/provoke a Dominant or say things that others may laugh at during the scene without realizing that they are doing so. It is very cute and is most often accompanied by giggles and snorts of derision. The next level goes deeper, where the ditzy feelings begin. Forgetting commands, looking spacey, intoxicated feelings; speaking slows if not stops and the submissive is reliant on the Dominant to monitor them. The final section is primal. Moaning, grunting, multiple orgasms (sometimes without touching), hypersensitivity to tactile and other forms of sensory input.... and being completely out of it. But then...the body drops from the high...and aftercare from your Dominant begins. Subspace is a warm and fuzzy place if you are safe with your dominant. You will find that once you experience it, the longing to experience it again will be something you will have to control. Let's go...I'm booking flights :) DJ

A good how to...

Taken from the wiki! Enjoy!

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Phone-Sex

Phone sex is a great way to spice up your sex life, whether you're having phone sex with your significant other because he or she is away on a trip, or just because you're in the mood. If you want to be great at phone sex, then you have to let lose, stop being self-conscious, and get ready to get turned on, no matter how silly you may feel at first. If you want to know how to have phone sex, just follow these easy steps.

EditSteps

Adjust Your Mindset

1. 1
   Set up a phone date. This is the first thing you should do before you jump into phone sex. If you’ve never had phone sex before, you don’t have to call lit a “phone sex date” – just make sure you pick a time when both of you are free, and when you know that you’ll both be alone and will be free to let your inhibitions loose. Your plan won’t work if you’ll be rolling around in your bed, feeling hot and heavy, while your man will be chatting with you outside the library.
   
   
   
   • Be cute when you make the “appointment.” You can use your tone and flirt to indicate what you really have in mind for this phone date.
2. 2
   Let loose. You need to relax completely before you have phone sex. If you’re not comfortable with the process and think it’s silly or artificial, your man will be able to tell. So, to get loose, lay around in bed, feel comfortable, and even have a glass of wine or two if you want to.Just do anything that will make you comfortable and relaxed!
   
   
   
   • You can dance to a silly song in front of the mirror, or run in place for a minute – do whatever you have to do to shake the tension out of your body and to get it on via phone.
3. 3
   Set the mood in your own home. If you want to have phone sex, then you should set up a sexy atmosphere in your bedroom. You won’t be in the mood for sex if your bed is covered in textbooks or if the news is on and your room looks dirty under bright, garish lights. Instead, clean off your bed and space, dim the lights, and play some soft music. You can even consider lighting some candles.
   
   
   
   • Do whatever you would do to prepare your room for real sex. This will help get you in a sexy mindset.
4. 4
   Feel sexy. If you want to have phone sex, then you should be able to feel sexy in the process. To feel sexy, make sure you take a nice long shower, shave whatever you need to shave, and put on something that makes you feel hot, whether it’s sexy lingerie or your best polo. You can even caress yourself in the shower to prime your body.
   
   
   
   • To get ready for phone sex, you should look like you’d look before you’d have real sex. You wouldn’t have sex when you’re wearing sweatpants and haven’t showered in two days, would you?
5. 5
   Get turned on. You shouldn’t touch yourself before you make your phone call, or it may end too quickly, but you should lie in bed, caress your body gently, and picture what it would be like to have your man or woman next to you. Imagine how great it would feel to have his body next to yours and close your eyes and think of the last time you and your significant other had mind-blowing sex. Once you’re ready, it’s time to make the call.

Start Having Phone Sex

1. 1
   Make contact. When you first call your lover, talk in a slightly softer and lower voice than usual. Be a little coy, but still let your lover know how excited you are to hear from him. You can start slow—you don’t have to get into the hot and heavy language right away, or things may be moving too fast.
   
   
   
   • First, ask how your significant other’s day went. Tell him you’re doing great too—don’t go into any details. Don’t get distracted from your sexy goal.
   • Say something casual but clearly hot like, “I wish you were right here next to me” or “I’ve been thinking about you all day.”
2. 2
   Talk about what you’re wearing. First, let your significant other know what you’re wearing and how your body looks in it. This works best for girls. If you’re a guy, focus on what your girl is wearing by asking her what her panties look like, what outfit or dress she’s wearing, and how her chest looks in it.
   
   
   
   • If you’re a girl, slowly describe what you’re wearing in a flirtatious tone. Put on a pair of your man’s favorite panties and let him know how they look on you.
3. 3
   Talk about how much you want each other. Next, move on to talking about how you wish you were with that person, and how much you miss his body. You can go into detail—talk about your favorite parts of his body, and how much you wish he was right there next to you. Then, talk about what you’d do if you were together—talk about the things you’d do to him, and the things you’d want him to do to you.
   • You can start slow here too. You can start with, “First, I’d stroke your hair,” and work your way up to “Then I’d gently kiss your neck,” and get more explicit if you’re comfortable.
4. 4
   Talk about what you’re doing to yourself. Once you’re more comfortable, tell your man what you’re doing to yourself. Tell him, “I’m tracing my thigh with my finger” or “I’m running my hands over my breasts.” It can be as raunchy or as explicit as you want it to be. You can also ask him for advice: “Should I start playing with my underwear?” and of course, he’ll say yes.
   • Tell your significant other what to do. Ask him to start unbuttoning his pants, or ask her to throw her hair back for you.
5. 5
   Talk about how turned on you are. Let your significant other know how the phone sex is making you feel. Tell him that he’s driving you crazy, that your whole body is tingling, or just that you’re unbelievably turned on. Say, “I can’t believe I’m this turned on without even being next to you. That’s how amazing you are.”
   • To turn yourselves on even more, you can even talk about a time when you had really great sex. Say, “Remember when you did that thing to me in the shower?” And both of you will be even more excited.

Finish Strong

1. 1
   Take off your clothes (optional). If you want to go all out, then you should take off your clothes, or at least some of them. You can let your lover know what it looks like when you unbutton your shirt, slide your pants down, or unhook your bra. If you really want to get turned on, then take off all of your clothes—that’s what you do during normal sex, isn’t it?
   
   
   
   • If it’s your first time having phone sex or you just don’t feel comfortable getting naked all by yourself, then that’s okay too. Just do whatever works for you.
2. 2
   Touch yourselves. No phone sex is complete without some mutual masturbation. Let your man or woman know when you’ve lowered your hands into your pants and are starting to play with yourself. If you’re a girl, start touching yourself before your man does—it’ll probably take longer for you to orgasm.
   • Describe the process. Let your phone partner know exactly how you’re making yourself feel, and describe the sensations running through your body.
3. 3
   Orgasm. Once you’re ready to come, let your lover know. Ideally, you’ll climax at the same time, but that happens just about as often as it does during real sex. Let him hear your hot and heavy breathing and your moans as you feel true pleasure. And if you orgasm before your lover does, don’t stop being sexy. Continue to tell him how great you feel and how much you want him to come.
   • Once you both orgasm, just listen to your breathing on the phone for a minute. Don’t get off on the phone right away, but take the time to enjoy the after-effects of a great phone sex session.
4. 4
   Get off the phone. Once your breathing has returned to normal and you’re ready to go, tell your lover how much fun you had talking to him and that you can’t wait to have phone sex again soon. Don’t talk about your days or fall into the routine of boring conversation—you can do that another time. For now, stay sexy and get off the phone not too long after sex.
   • This will make your lover want you even more, and both of you will be excited at the thought of more phone sex in the near future.

Interesting points from edu kink....

On the Phone

Choose and treat a pro domme as you would any other professional specialist - doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. They're not your lover, they're someone providing a service using relatively rare skills. Some factors to consider:

Do they offer the specific techniques and style that interests you?

Do you have the right energy/chemistry together?

Pro dommes get lots of crank calls, time wasters, and guys hoping for free phone sex. You need to establish yourself quickly as a genuine likely session client. Be prepared to answer:

How did you find me?

What draws you to BDSM?

What are you looking for in session?

With whom have you had sessions before?

Why do you want a professional session?

These might not all be asked directly, but you should have thought about them beforehand. Be entirely honest, e.g. "I've not really done much, but I've got these fantasies, and I think I'm ready to try them out." Then be prepared to tell the fantasy. This is not a time to by shy or reticent. If she's a good pro domme, she's heard it all before. More importantly, she won't be judgmental. She'll appreciate your efforts at articulating any forbidden fantasies. Likely she'll say "I can give you a session in that area". The worst she'll say would be "That's outside the services I offer right now, but I can refer you to someone who does that type of session."

Today I don't feel like doing anything...

If you're feelin' the same way, let's hang out...shop...chill...or conversate on whatever topic comes up. For example...Anonymous...the internet? V for Vendetta ties? Yep, this girl's onboard...

Remember, remember!

The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

Yeah, ok it was overused because of V...but there is something to be said for the piece

A challenge to us all....

Flirts and anyone who reads this. A challenge... to pay it forward... to give help/assistance where you can... to share if you have an abundance.... I was blessed enough to be allowed to help a beautiful woman that's in the industry...Therefore, I'm issuing the challenge for all who read this to "Pay it forward today" and do something for another.... Let it shine!

Ok, who are we kidding? I am a nerd. If you enjoy talking to me, you are likely a nerd too. There's nothing wrong with that, in fact the way I see it...the brain is the largest sex organ.

It occurred to me over the past few days...after playing with a full time, real time...in it for a couple decades player...and we acquired some FANTASTIC photos...

rather than captioning them with something of a sexual nature...we referenced Capn Kirk (old school Trek ftw!) Obi Wan (fucking rebel scum!) and Anakin (awwww yeah! <3) but I digress...

If you are looking for something different, you've found it. If a conversation sparks and kindles your drive...I'm here.

Come to the Dark Side!
DJ



A fun little game, ala burlesque:

On formalities

Occasionally I get questions like, "What shall I call you? What does DJ stand for? Can I call you DJ?" etc. Honestly, as long as there is respect shown for who I am to you. I'm okay with any of the above. There are a few, a small handful, allowed to call me by my name.

That said, I have to laugh when those of us in the business get full of themselves with titles and the like. Look, we're all in the same business. But whether you're Master _____ or Mistress ____ or even if you call yourself Lord____ or Goddess______ I could give zero fucks about it.

We're in the same line of work.

That said...Yes, those of you that submit to me...It's Mistress DJ or Ma'am or even just Mistress. When not in scene, DJ is acceptable...clear enough? hehe.

That said, I've been having some delicious calls for my Masturbation Class. If you've not checked it out yet..you should.